The Goblin Infestation

The cheerful lute music that usually greeted new arrivals in Oakhaven was noticeably absent. Instead, a palpable anxiety hung in the air, thick as the morning mist that clung to the thatched roofs. News travelled fast, even in Aetherium, and the recent uptick in goblin activity was the only topic of conversation.

Liam, or rather Elias Thorne, felt a knot of apprehension tighten in his stomach. He’d logged in that morning, hoping to explore Oakhaven further, maybe even find a decent tailor to hide his embarrassingly ill-fitting robes. Instead, he was met with hushed whispers and frantic pointing in the direction of the town gates.

A hastily scribbled notice was nailed to the noticeboard, its ink smudged with what looked suspiciously like goblin blood:

“Urgent! Goblin activity escalating. Adventurers needed. Report to Captain Elara at the North Gate. Rewards offered!”

Liam sighed. "Rewards offered," huh? He glanced down at his own scrawny arms, still feeling alien after spending years used to his real-world gym teacher physique. He hardly felt like an adventurer. The image of wielding a greatsword as a Warden seemed like a distant, cruel joke.

Still, the thought of contributing, of actually doing something other than setting his own beard alight, was tempting. He approached the North Gate, the rhythmic clang of the blacksmith's hammer a stark contrast to the tension in the air.

Captain Elara, a stern-faced woman with braided auburn hair and shining plate armor, stood directing a small group of recruits. She looked up as Elias approached, her expression skeptical.

“Name and level?” she barked, not bothering with pleasantries.

“Elias… Thorne,” Liam stammered, trying to sound more confident than he felt. “Level… uh… one?” He winced. The “one” came out as a squeak.

Elara raised a perfectly sculpted eyebrow. “A mage? We’re short on melee. You sure you can handle goblins, Elias Thorne?”

Liam swallowed hard. He envisioned himself, a former linebacker, being swarmed by snarling, green-skinned creatures. It wasn't a pretty picture.

“I… I’m willing to try, Captain,” he managed, forcing a brave facade.

Elara snorted, but a flicker of something akin to pity crossed her face. “Alright. You’ll join a scouting party heading to the Whispering Woods. Find and eliminate any goblin encampments you encounter. Don’t get yourselves killed. Torvin,” she yelled, gesturing to a heavily armored dwarf wielding a warhammer, “take the mage under your wing. Keep him alive.”

Torvin grunted in acknowledgement, his beard swaying with the motion. He gave Elias a once-over, his eyes filled with the same skepticism as the captain’s. "Don't expect me to carry ya, lad. Pull your weight."

The scouting party consisted of Torvin; a nimble rogue named Anya, who seemed to be perpetually sharpening her daggers; and a stoic warrior named Gareth, clad in chainmail and carrying a longsword. Elias, with his threadbare robes and oversized spellbook, felt woefully out of place.

As they ventured into the Whispering Woods, the cheerful melodies of Oakhaven faded, replaced by the rustling of leaves and the unsettling caw of crows. The trees loomed overhead, their branches twisted and gnarled like skeletal fingers.

"Goblins usually stick to the southern edge of the woods," Gareth said, his voice low and steady. "They're attracted to the abandoned farms there. Easier pickings."

The group moved cautiously, Anya scouting ahead with silent grace. It wasn’t long before they encountered the first signs of goblin activity: overturned carts, scattered debris, and the unmistakable stench of unwashed goblin.

Suddenly, Anya darted back, her eyes wide. "Encampment ahead! At least a dozen of 'em."

Torvin slammed his warhammer against his shield. "Alright, let's show these green-skins what we're made of!"

Liam's heart pounded in his chest. This was it. His first real battle in Aetherium. He opened his spellbook, his hands trembling. The "Spark" spell was still the only one he'd managed to consistently cast. He took a deep breath, focusing on the arcane symbols in the book.

The group burst into the clearing. A dozen goblins, armed with rusty swords and crude bows, were gathered around a flickering campfire, gnawing on bones and arguing in guttural growls. They looked up, startled, their beady eyes gleaming with malice.

"For Oakhaven!" Gareth roared, charging forward, his sword flashing in the sunlight.

Torvin followed close behind, his warhammer a whirlwind of destruction. Anya darted between the goblins, her daggers finding their mark with deadly precision.

Liam, however, remained frozen, his spellbook shaking in his hands. He muttered the incantation for "Spark," but nothing happened. He tried again, his voice cracking with anxiety. Still nothing.

Panic set in. The goblins were closing in, their crude weapons raised. One particularly ugly specimen, wielding a jagged piece of metal, lunged at him with a screech.

Liam instinctively raised his hands in defense, stumbling backward. He squeezed his eyes shut, bracing for the impact.

And that's when it happened.

Instead of a single spark, a wave of raw magical energy erupted from his hands. It wasn't the controlled, precise spark he'd been trying to conjure. This was wild, untamed, and incredibly powerful.

The energy washed over the goblins in a fiery burst, engulfing them in a swirling vortex of flame. The air crackled with heat, and the stench of singed goblin hair filled the clearing.

Liam opened his eyes, stunned. The goblins were gone. Reduced to smoking piles of ash. The grass around him was scorched black.

The sudden silence was deafening. Torvin, Anya, and Gareth stared at him, their faces a mixture of awe and disbelief.

Torvin lowered his warhammer. "What… what in the name of the gods was that?"

Liam stared at his hands, equally bewildered. He had no idea what he'd just done. It wasn't in the spellbook. It wasn't anything he'd practiced. It was… an accident. A very large, very effective accident.

Anya, ever the pragmatist, recovered first. "Well, whatever it was, it worked. Let's move on. There are probably more of those little green bastards waiting for us."

The group continued through the woods, their pace now more cautious, their eyes constantly scanning the shadows. Liam trailed behind, lost in thought. He tried to replicate the accidental burst of energy, but all he managed to produce were a few feeble sparks.

They encountered two more goblin encampments that day. Liam’s attempts to recreate his earlier success were consistently disastrous. He managed to singe Torvin's beard (earning him a string of colorful dwarven curses) and accidentally set a small patch of forest ablaze (which Anya quickly extinguished with a well-aimed bucket of water conjured from seemingly nowhere).

The others were starting to lose patience.

"Maybe magic ain't your thing, lad," Torvin grumbled after Liam’s latest mishap. "Stick to cleaning our boots. You're clearly better at that."

Liam’s frustration grew with each failure. He was supposed to be a Warden, a powerful warrior! Now he was a liability, a walking fire hazard.

But then, during their fourth encounter with a group of goblins, it happened again.

This time, he wasn't trying to cast a specific spell. He was simply trying to survive. He was surrounded, goblins closing in, their rusty blades glinting menacingly. Fear surged through him, a primal instinct taking over. He instinctively raised his hands, channeling all his frustration, all his desperation, into a single, focused point.

And again, the raw magical energy erupted. It wasn't a controlled flame like before, but a chaotic wave of force that slammed into the goblins, sending them flying through the air like ragdolls.

This time, he felt a strange connection to the energy, a fleeting glimpse into its source. It wasn't about memorizing incantations or understanding arcane symbols. It was about feeling the magic, about channeling his emotions into a tangible force.

The goblins, dazed and battered, scattered into the woods.

This time, Liam understood. He wasn't a traditional mage. He wasn't going to be casting elegant fireballs or summoning ethereal creatures. His magic was raw, untamed, and inherently destructive. It was area-of-effect damage, pure and simple.

He looked at his hands, no longer with fear, but with a flicker of understanding. He was an accidental arcanist, a mage who stumbled upon his powers through sheer desperation.

Torvin, Anya, and Gareth watched him, their expressions a mix of surprise and grudging respect.

"Well, I'll be," Torvin said, scratching his beard. "Looks like the mage ain't so useless after all."

Anya smirked. "Maybe you're not completely hopeless, Thorne. Just try not to burn down the entire forest next time."

Gareth, ever the stoic, simply nodded in acknowledgement.

As they continued through the woods, Liam began to experiment. He focused on his fear, his frustration, his determination. He learned to channel these emotions into bursts of chaotic energy, creating makeshift shields, pushing enemies back, and generally causing mayhem.

He wasn't a skilled mage, not yet. But he was learning. He was adapting. He was finding his own unique way to wield the arcane arts.

And, perhaps most importantly, he was starting to believe that maybe, just maybe, he could survive this. Maybe, he could even thrive. He just had to embrace his inner accidental arcanist and learn to control the chaos within. The road ahead was still uncertain, but the goblins, at least, had learned a valuable lesson that day: don't mess with the gym teacher turned mage who accidentally discovers his talent for blowing things up.

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